Mysticism (Prose)

Create the myth about you. shroud yourself in mystery. Make people think that finding a trait about you is a great task. Sarcastic will turn into witty. Lazy turns into lackadaisical. Let people doubt that you are, in fact, a person. So when you aren't in attendance they can't possibly think of what you could be doing. Your laugh will become a pirate's chuckle, your sigh: a powerful gust and your smile shines that much more enigmatic. The mystery to solve you will attract all kinds. Let them think they're chasing you when you haven't moved at all.