Tuesday, October 9, 2018
My first attempt on aphorism
I don't understand why it's so irritatingly difficult to login both google without getting that damned verification code. it's frustrating! Until I realize that they sent me the codes on Microsoft365, to my embarassment. I apologize for sending this late. it's on the comment sections.
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I thought up a lot but I'm not sure if they actually qualify as aphorism. Though to be fran, I still don't got a good idea on what it is. Let me know though.
ReplyDelete1.)Last night, there was a group of men surrounding a young girl at an alleyway. She was selling girl scouts cookies.
2.)I will pleasure myself with this fish tonight. Seafood will always have a special place in my heart.
3.)Professor Richard seems to have dirty thoughts about his students lately. I hope it wasn't about the mess with frog bisections lessons he had the other day.
4.)Jessica was smoking hot yesterday, it's a good thing that someone put out the fire before her clothes touched her skin.
5.)My mother was frightened by a scream last night. Somebody sure loves their ice cream.
6.)She got screwed so hard, that we're confident that the dining table won't get torn down.
7.)I was dying from laughter today. So much for laughter being the best medicine.
8.)They say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except if you're in a coma.
9.) I think my kids will have a bright future. Pretty sure that they'll do fine selling light bulbs.
10.)Don't say you got an appetite when you can't even stomach math equations.
11.)What I like about martial arts is that I can paint the walls with my fist.
12.)Please refrain from crying underwater, the sea is salty enough already.
Love this!!!! Defintenlty similed and chuckled to myself with a few of these
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