Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Vampiric Microaggression

"So you're a vampire?"
"Yeah."
"How old are you?"
"17"
"No, not how old you were when you were turned, I meant how old are you in total?"
"17. I got turned a few weeks ago."
"Oh."
"Sorry to tell you that not all vampires are hundreds of years old."

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